You Supply the Caption XI
posted by marc at 12/14/2005 12:07:00 AM
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
About Me
- Name: marc heinrich
- Location: minnetonka, mn
musician, songwriter, worship leader, beggar
Previous Posts
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Gone But Not Forgotten VI: George W. Hensley
Help! I'm Going Hyper!
Book Roundup VIII: Searchin' for the Arky Arky
Indulgence Granted to Evil Babies & Thinking Men
In the Palm of His Hand...
Separated At Birth X
Between G-d and Galatia: Is Messianic Judaism a m...
Divine Vinyl VI: Lucifer, Yultide Disco and the Re...
Christmas Bonus - You Supply The Caption
Man in Black Redux?
I'm a
Redeemed Sinner
in the
WDJD Ecosystem
78 Pleas:
These are not the singing nuns.
The nuns prepare for another day of teaching grammar.
The Vatican's newly-formed ecclesiastical flying squad.
We are the NRA.
Holey, holey, holey....
Due to an unfortunate lapse in communication 5 sisters had failed to hear of the Vatican II take on the Inquisition.
The hills are alive with the sound of gunfire...
Our outreach team, ready to hit the streets.
"Where's Whoopi?"
Our Seeker-Friendly Church has worship for ALL peoples, INCLUDING Nuns with Guns!
"At his funeral, the late pope was honored with a 21-nun salute."
Nuns live in cloisters. These women are teaching school, they are called "sisters".
"Fearful parishoners are very much in favor of the state's new nun-control legislation."
"Sisters Are Doing It for Themselves"
(For all you Annie Lennox fans out there!)
revenge of the killer penguins!
In a day of rising school violence the sisters of St. Mary Catholic High abandon their rulers for a more assertive disciplinary tool.
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition
"Well sisters, I guess that makes the whole 'She's a darling, she's a demon, she's a lamb' question moot. Now, what do we do with the body?"
Pope Ratzinger's new monastic order... Harking back to times past...
Winchester Cathedral, you're bringin' me down!
"No, no, the Fifth Commandment only forbids murder."
"Once a Catholic, always a Catholic."
"You have to remove us first, if you want to remove the Latin from the mass."
A game of Priests and Nuns.
Well, at least they're not molesting little boys...
"Who needs a husband when you have one of these?"
Guns don't kill people, nuns do.
"Who said we don't accept gay clergy?"
Where's that Martin Luther fellow?
The Sisters of Mercy, border patrol squad?
Quentin Tarantino and Mel Gibson Presents..
Nuns With Guns
....now you want to pray the rosery dont you, billy?
"Full Metal Habit"
You knew there would be certain changes with a German pope...
The sisters of Notre Dame Academy start out on their hunt for Tom Cruise ...
(Notre Dame Academy, here in Toledo, is the High School that Katie Holmes attended)
"Kicking the Habit"
"Indulge Us"
"Hail Winchester, full of grace. The Lord is with you."
"The Celibate Rifles aren't just an Aussie punk band anymore..."
"Don't you just love these new rosaries? They're more efficient and everything!"
revenge of the killer penguins!
I can't top that!
I must admit, that picture makes me hate Catholicism just a little less.
Keep on the firing line!
Altar boy protection unit.
The "God-squad".
This here is a breechloading 12 gauge shotgun, the most powerful firearm in the cloister. It can blow hundreds of holes in your non-praying head. Now ask yourself, punk, did you say four Hail Mary's or Five? Do you feel lucky, punk? Do you? Go ahead, make my day.
Who said something against the Emerging Church? Come on, someone tell us ....
We are S.I.N.
the Society of Ironic Nuns
"You are ready to take your vows, aren't you?"
Bringing back the days of the Crusades, 21st-century style!
We're a branch of the N.R.A. --- the Nuns with Rifles Association!
Recently told they can no longer rap children's knuckles with rulers in class, the Sisters decided corporal punishment needed to give way to newer methods.
"Who said the Pope has no battalions?"
Two of 'em:
"To hell with you....literally!"
"Ya, we're smiling now, but go ahead and piss us off."
Black and white and hot lead all over...
The Pope's shock-troops prepare to pay Jack Chick a visit.
Art Sippo's body guards
The Catholic edition of G. Gordon Liddy's "Stacked and Packed" Calendar.
You got 10 seconds to get your ugly, yella, good for nothing protestant quister off our property, before we pump your guts fulla lead. 1, 2, 10
Antonio
proud Non-Calvinist, dispensationalist, Free Grace theology advocate
Sister Mary Bernardo,
Is this photo shoot really worth the chump change that Ted Nugent donated to the Little Sisters of the Poor?
Morgan Freeman reads March of the what?
52 comments and I'm surpriesd nobody's referenced Charlton Heston's famous line-
"We have only five words for you: From our cold, dead hands."
This is getting ridiculous... ;-)
Since the Sisters of St. Annie's have taken a vow of silence, they let their "little friends" do the talkin'...
Reverend Mother, I have sinned...
I too, Reverend Mother...
Basic Training: Roman Catholic style.
Now, we are going to have an up or down vote on Alito, aren't we?
Don't make me bust a cap in your mass!
Revival
The second one from the left was my catechism teacher . . . I recognize the gun.
Vatican III reverts to a more polemic tone telling Protestants, "Don't start none and there won't be nun."
The nun on the far left: "Come on girls, it's time to go Protestant, I mean, possum huntin'"
Here's how you solve a problem like Maria!
The Vatican dispatches a special action group to convince the Reformed Presbyterians to revise the Westminster Confession's teaching on the Pope being 'that man of sin'
"NUN SHALL PASS!!!"
I think we've found Paul Owen's cheerleading squad.
(BTW, isn't this a Rage Against the Machine t-shirt picture?)
Five sisters go in - one comes out -- The secret and sordid story of how "Mother Superior" is really chosen.
back in the habit again ...
"Where's Dan Brown? We'll show him some 'Da Vinci' load."
"The Nuns for Safer Bingo Games" rallied to put down a rowdy disturbance at Our Lady of Perpetual Chance last night.
the separation of church and state in America
I still like mine--but I believe this one is the best so far-
James Paul said...
"NUN SHALL PASS!!!"
There can be only one!!!
It's horny week.
I think Pete's above is the best:
THIS IS HOW YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA.
Where is that rebel Katarina Von Bora, and her no-good troublemaker husband?
Call me sister, I mean it, call me sister. Why do I have to be Ms. Pink.
Nuns With Guns
"We're gonna take care of the crisis among the 'fathers.'"
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