Away in the Manger, the Little Lord... Carrot?
*Thanks to Lee Shelton for the last only animals nativity scene pic
posted by marc at 12/15/2005 09:01:00 AM
Thursday, December 15, 2005
*Thanks to Lee Shelton for the last only animals nativity scene pic
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???? What's Father Christmas doing in those scenes? But the cats and dogs ones are kind of cute.
Glad to see Father Christmas left his flasher-mac outside the stable. Wouldn't want him to be sacreligious..
Every knee will bow in heaven and on earth and under the earth.
Which category does Santa fit into?
I would say "under the earth."
May the schmaltz be with you this Holiday season.
There is no evidence in scripture that the wise vegetables actually visited the carrot Jesus at the crisper.
Only one veggie-livestock?
What? Santa's bald? Why didn't anyone ever tell me!?!
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You missed this one:
http://www.giftcorral.com/cgi-bin/giftcorral/GC32403.html
I'm sort of offended by the cat one, because I believe domestic cats are the one animal born in original sin...and they're clearly unrepentant.
Wilde man. What's with you and cats? Sure, I know they can be trouble, but they can be so cute...
You missed this one as well: http://www.giftcorral.com/cgi-bin/giftcorral/GC33762.html
And this one:
http://www.giftcorral.com/cgi-bin/giftcorral/GC33763.html
I wonder how much money this site makes from people who think these things are cute? (no, I'm NOT going to buy one)
Somebody had to baby-sit while Mary and Joseph went to register.
Isn't Santa in the Bible? He was in the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.
I didn't see the 7 dwarves anywhere? Come on,they're my favorite Christmas time cartoons.
You know, they didn't call the wise men that for nothing.(Re: common knowledge) <|:)>
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Hey Marc, I just found this blog. I love the concept you've got here. Very cool. I'll be back as frequently.
I showed this to my 9 year old son and when he saw the one with Santa worshipping at the manger, he said, "Hey! Santa Claus isn't even real!"
Ugh, what kitsch.
I think I may celebrate when Christmas is finally dissociated from our Lord's incarnation.
Hey Bazooka,
Thanks for dropping in. Glad you're here.
Lil and all, please no links in the comment section without emailing me first. Thanks
"Wilde man. What's with you and cats?"
Lil, I like cats, too. Actually, I go so far as to consider myself a cat person. But, I try to enjoy them while I have them because, if they have an afterlife at all, I'm quite sure it begins with a very lengthy "cat purgatorio". Somehow I find it incongruous to see them in a nativity scene without at least one of them scratching at the swaddling clothes, and another hacking something up in a back corner of the stable somewhere.
idols, they are idols.
Wilde man. That's Ok, then. I'm a cat person. But ours don't throw up. Often.
Joseph and Mary go on vacation to Hawaii, leaving Santa to watch over the manger. Little did they know that he stole the manger from the Precious Moments dolls. The herd watching were a little suspicious.
Across the way, another Jesus was born:
"Hey look! I'm a sheep, I'm going to stand on two feet! Haha, two legs good, four legs bad! Wait, what does a kitten have to do with all this?"
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